:)

amu-baqi:
when you refuse to look at your bank account balances and pretend like everything is ok
#ADULTHOOD

(Source: amu-baqi-blog, via happehpills)

Jul 29, 2013

hermionejg:
“ wasarahbi:
“ sometimes, you eat a macaron and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans eat macarons
”
I identify...

wasarahbi:
sometimes, you eat a macaron and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans eat macarons
I identify with this.

i have never had a macaron but i have heard this from multiple sources

Jul 23, 2013

artthingy:

Drawing Will was challenging but i think it’s not that bad :P

(via thebritishteapot)

Jun 05, 2013

fit-and-healthy-for-tomorrow:

It really annoys me when people say: “Why are you trying to lose weight? Guys prefer curvier girls.”
it’s like SHUT THE FUCK UP THERE ARE OTHER REASONS TO LOSE WEIGHT OTHER THAN PLEASING THE OPPOSITE SEX! NOT EVERYTHING I DO REVOLVES AROUND MAKING IT SO THAT GUYS LIKE ME! I COULDN’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT GUYS PREFER, I’M DOING THIS FOR ME! JESUS CHRIST!

seriously nothing pisses me off more

May 15, 2013

I’m gonna say this once

riddlemeroxy:

whoredoeuvre:
thelittlekneesofbees:
lowlyminion:
The right to free speech (if you live in a country that allows you that) means the government won’t put you in jail for what you’re saying. It doesn’t protect you from other people telling you to shut the fuck up.
PARDON ME WHILE I FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVER.
THANK YOU

(Source: casfelldown, via happehpills)

May 14, 2013

meghantonjes:

OMFG @keithwoacrew

(Source: pinkricee, via meghantonjes)

BRILLIANT

May 03, 2013

mycroftthequeen:

mycroftthequeen:
IT TAKES 681 LICKS TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP THIS SHIT TOOK LIKE TWENTY EIGHT MINUTES BUT HEY DISCOVERY OF A LIFETIME. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
ALSO IT TAKES 783 LICKS TO FINISH THE TOOTSIE POP.

(via happehpills)

May 02, 2013

my-placenta-is-on-fire:

scarecrowartist:
bekkaa:
sweeter-than-tea:
Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”.
My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it
can we say socks instead of yolo?
yes.
Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS

(Source: dashofserendipity, via happehpills)

May 02, 2013

shnji:

I have such a problem with secondhand embarrassment that if I’m watching something and a character does something that I find even the littlest bit embarrassing I have to either mute the TV or plug my ears and avert my eyes. It makes me really anxious.

(via jaredbottoms)